Bro, You are truly a god among bros.

Saturday, 27 December 2008

Deutschland.


Martyn has a new t-shirt, which Pope kindly bought him. To which he recieved some stinkcandy earphones in return. This t-shirt will never see the light of day that it deserves though, so we should enforce a law in which he can't come on a trip without wearing it for the day. If he thinks its against his human rights, just ask him about the Jews right during WWII.

Check the smoking paraphenalia, and Pope says 'bye' to the industry.

Sunday, 21 December 2008

Lets quit skateboarding...


Lets have a communal campfire, where we incinerate our lovesticks. Then build our brand new fixed gear bikes in Cardiels garage.
Check out MASH SF and tell me you dont want to touch the fixie. If Cards is on one, may we all be on one.

P.s Listen to King Diamond.

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Sunday, 26 October 2008

INTERNET PRESENCE

Internet is up at the palace. To celebrate, here is a picture of slick rick:



and a dog:



INABIT

Sunday, 5 October 2008

Summer Wasting







Fuck that, Get out there:




Bonus photo.

Extra Large


Extra Large


Extra Hungry


Extra Default


Extra Lurk


Extra Fashion


Extra Burly

Monday, 22 September 2008

Blind.. no, not dwindle..



Okay, you probably think im posting this in jest. But you im completely shocked at how these guys can actually play football with no vision, i might invest in a blindfold and go down the John Nike leisure centre or something. Intriging.

See blind skateboarding also..


Im well and truely impressed, major props to these guys.

Scalamere.

ALL HAIL CARDIEL! says:
im off man
ALL HAIL CARDIEL! says:
gonna go lurk all the school girls walking home
ALL HAIL CARDIEL! says:
haha
ALL HAIL CARDIEL! says:
inabit babe xxxx

Wednesday, 3 September 2008

Pushing the glamour back in

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Biggles presents the Big Push

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Setting up the Tripod

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Dean then requested some shots for his glamour model portfolio

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Cheeky

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Seductive

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Burton

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Rendezvous with the other boys and customary relax

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Post business deal bottles

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Late Night Whiteboard

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Simple
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Slightly more complex
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Intense

Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Leeds Awards Ceremony

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This is Leeds festival. It contains a large amount of people, some of whom take the opportunity to get weird, or flaunt themselves further than they could do on Burnley high street. Therefore, when someone worthy was seen, I tried to shoot them; thus awarding them a Lifestyle Hammer. This is not a complete list by any means. A mention should be made of the inverted, bleached mohawk with tribal patterns cut in. Missing that was one of the low points of the past year.


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"Dance like nobody is watching" is apparently no longer a metaphor. This went on for the entire 45 minute set, eyes fixed on a big screen, moves recycled every 30 seconds, consistantly mad hip movements.

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When you are dressed like this, you shouldnt be chilling around looking bored. Its like hanging yourself while holding a happy meal.

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Spot the professional wrestler. Bonus points for the generic tribal.

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Biggest mohawk in real life.

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Best mohawk in real life.

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Torrential rain is a pretty good filter. It separates the real naked rock and roll dudes from those who just want to shelter under the nearest peice of canvas and chat about the weather.

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No idea what they were doing. Why would 10 half-drunk riggers be crowded round a bin?

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Ady, a solid bro. I Vanilla Ice'd him.

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Wednesday, 13 August 2008

"you have to smash a prozzie, you're a puff if you don't" - Ben Devine



Also, if you skateboard and have fun. You will probably enjoy this..

Saturday, 9 August 2008

Braveheart piercing


ABD by Twiggy




Skate fashion novices


Powerful combination


Atiba

Clit "Braveheart" Piercing, ready for war